This Beautiful And Hateful World

heysammy:

By the way, my Ma asked me if I could digitally recolour our garden shed so that she could see what colours would look nice.
I’m an artistic genius.

(Source: without-irony)

theaction-packedmentallist:

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

(Source: toptumbles)

(Source: translucent-moons)